Thursday, June 19, 2008

Sleep. Is it really that important?


Well if you read the magazines and Internet, it seems to be. The more sleep you get the better for your weight. Well, I guess that explains why I am fat. I do not sleep well.

Between animals that wake you up, roommates having sex, to obnoxious neighbors, to a husband that snores, to a child that cries or has bad dreams, to how warm or cold it is and my set internal body clock I do not think I have had a good night's sleep in decades.

I thought about seeing a sleep specialist but if I cannot sleep in the comfort of my own bed, how the fuck do I plan on sleeping in some room with things attached to my head, body or anything else touching me.

So I am destined to go to bed at 9pm, wake up every few hours, lay awake for a while, doze back to sleep and then get up about 5:15am to feed the cats. Well I guess it could be worse. I could never wake up at all.

So I will now blame my weight on lack of sleep and not the fact that I cannot shut my piehole. Cool.

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