
Well if you read the magazines and Internet, it seems to be. The more sleep you get the better for your weight. Well, I guess that explains why I am fat. I do not sleep well.
Between animals that wake you up, roommates having sex, to obnoxious neighbors, to a husband that snores, to a child that cries or has bad dreams, to how warm or cold it is and my set internal body clock I do not think I have had a good night's sleep in decades.
I thought about seeing a sleep specialist but if I cannot sleep in the comfort of my own bed, how the fuck do I plan on sleeping in some room with things attached to my head, body or anything else touching me.
So I am destined to go to bed at 9pm, wake up every few hours, lay awake for a while, doze back to sleep and then get up about 5:15am to feed the cats. Well I guess it could be worse. I could never wake up at all.
So I will now blame my weight on lack of sleep and not the fact that I cannot shut my piehole. Cool.


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